I was going to make an interesting and amazing post/story about my temporary absence, but I’m running fairly low on time, so I’ll make this quick.
I’m not going to be around for the next two days (at the minimum), but on an ooc note, I’ll probably make a long Kyon post when I get back. Probably. but I’ll keep all of you in my heart and mind, yada yada yada.Especially Nagato-san and Asahina-san.
(What…who are these people? There five people who are now “following” me? Are they new additions to the SOS Brigade? Maybe Haruhi knows something…)
sarahelizabethg started following you
marzipanrobot started following you
ocarinatreeparty started following you
mooncactus started following you
harlotsandstrumpets started following you
Anonymous asked: Ey Kyon-kun, was there a time that you drooled when you looked at Mikuru's face? LOL
(H-huh? Who is this?! How did they find out something like that?! I mean, it’s good that they didn’t mention the wet dreams, but This is bad! If word gets out to Asahina-san, then I’ll never be able to live it down!
…! No, even worse! If Haruhi finds out, then… *he ponders. Thunder sounds in the background, almost drowning out the screams of “No, no! Don’t kill me!”* )
Hmph. Such a vulgar accusation! My thoughts towards Asahina-san are nothing but pure! Er, wait, I didn’t exactly deny it, there. I mean, that is, I do not know where you got such a ridiculous idea, but it is most certainly not true!
So, uh, good day, sir or madam.
[Mikuru smiles, looking quite relieved.] Good evening, Kyon-kun! Would you like some tea as well?
(Ah, even one whiff of such a heavenly nectar would be enough to satisfy my every sense, but to partake in the drinking of the beverage would be more for my body to bear! …er, apologizes to the reader. As you may have gathered, it has been away since I’ve been offered tea by Asahina-san, so I may be a bit overexcited. Once more, I must be sure to keep my composure.)
I would like nothing more. Thank you very much, Asahina-san.
A-Ah, I’ll make tea right away!
Please don’t hurt me…
(Ah! My goddess, my gem, my light at the end of the tunnel! One of the few reasons for me tolerating this miserable existence I call a life! Oh, glorious day! Asahina-san has arrived! Oh, how can I preach my joy to the world? How else but to serenade her with only the most romantic of poetry, a Greek epithalamium! …no, no, I am letting myself get quite carried away. I must keep my composure.)
Ah, Asahina-san. No, no, I am sure you had much more urgent matters to attend to (God knows I can name millions that would be more important than attending one of these inane gatherings of ours). Please, don’t let Haruhi scare you. *he smiles*
Your Brigade Chief asks that you pray for all the people that have been affected by the disasters happening recently! All these things have been horrible and the SOS Brigade needs to assist in any way possible! From this point forward, Brigade activities will be dedicated to help in some sort of way. Any member who refuses to take part will be given a penalty!
It’s totally boring with just Kyon here.
Oi, don’t look at me like that. I’m doing homework. Maybe you should do some too, instead of whining about boredom all the time.
/Pauses/
(…oh, who am I kidding? She’s probably more than done with it already. Hey, help me a bit, Haruhi! …well, I’d like to say that, but she’d say no…) /Sighs/
deputybrigadechief asked: Well Kyon-kun, looks like a quiet weekend. No emergency calls about the appearance of you know what...
I'm rather enjoying the break.
Looks like Suzumiya-san has calmed down immensely since you showed up :)
(Koizumi-san! Where did he come from? Like the god Hermes, he always seems to pop in and out whenever he feels like it. Hmm…nope, no magic sandals. I guess he’s just really quiet.)
(Ugh, more on those. You know, sometimes I wonder if he’s bragging whenever he mentions them. You know, “I have these powers and you don’t”.)
…thakns for the credit, but I haven’t done much- unless, of course, you include being her go-to guy for whenever she needs someone to yell at. Something that, thinking about it, even you can do. /His eyes narrow in Koizumi’s direction./
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
(…who is this? Why are they talking to me? Where are they talking from? Is this another one of Haruhi’s events? Alright, just keep calm. Try to answer his question.)
Mm? Ah…I suppose I use my cell phone the most. I don’t have a particular favorite, though…
Hey. My name's...well, everyone just calls me Kyon, so I suppose I'll introduce myself like that... /sighs/.
There's not much you need to know about me. Actually, instead of listening to me talk about myself, you'll probably have a much more enjoyable time skipping rocks on the water. It's not that my life is boring or anything, just that...well, I'm not the group member you should be talking to if you're looking for amusing adventures. Or...movies. Or literary magazines. Or...you know what? Forget about it.
You can call me Kyon, and that's all you really need to know.
